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  • Girl:

    I'm having heart surgery today.

  • Boy:

    I know.

  • Girl:

    I love you!

  • Boy:

    I love you more!

  • *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*

  • Girl:

    Where is he?

  • Dad:

    Don't you know who gave you the heart?

  • Girl:

    (Starts crying)

  • Dad:

    I'm just kidding he went to the bathroom.

  • LOLOLOL omg

 
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